Arrow's Guide to Having a genuine female TSRP buddy

Is TSRP too much of a sausage fest? Are you so sick of all the meat that you long to hide in a cave?

Worry no more, for Arrow's guide is here.


Introduction
We all know that the Internet is full of traps. There are undercover FBI agents everywhere, as well as those who seek to humiliate you.
This guide will help you to have a female companion in TSRP, knowing it isn't a trap!


(Easiest) Invite a girl to TSRP!
How could "she" deceive you if you already know that she really is a girl? Invite a girl to TSRP! She doesn't have the game? See, this is what I did. Half-life is only ten bucks! I happened to have a loaded PayPal account, so it was easy enough. Buy HL for her! Then let her leech off your ts folder. She'll be ready to play in no time!

dammit you guys, my paypal only has five dollars left =(




yeh, i'm out of good solutions.