Leprico Application

Name: Wayne Brady

Age: 26

Education: Left school at year 10

Prior Work: Selling drugs on the streets.

I (like/sometimes like/dislike) hotcakes: like :<

Job: You choose

Biography:

Wayne always wanted to fit in with the popular group of his small rundown school. The popular kids would sit on the steps out the front of the school smoking, talking about hot girl's/guy's, you know, the cool shit. Wayne desperately tried to suck up to the kids, to get noticed by at least one of them. Just maybe.. Maybe he would be invited to those cool parties where they get pissed and have group orgy's or what ever..

His mother wasn't a real mother, smoked like a fucking dog and just ignored him. Wayne put things together, the cool kids smoked, his mother smoked.. steal the smokes - try and give them to the cool kids - get noticed - I'm in.. booyah. As he went to school with his small red jacket filled with two packets of Winfield blue he was scoping out the yard to find those kids, ah at last he found them, where else but at the front smoking. As he came closer and approached the kids they started to laugh at him, as he was holding back the tears he had enough courage, yelled at them and everything went quiet. Ey, uh, want to buy some smokes? 6 of them stood up, surrounded him and quietly said. "Give me those smokes before I snap you're neck, you fuckwit." Wayne stepped back, his eye's peeled on the kids head, "Listen mate, I have the smokes, and I'm selling them $7.50 each, way cheaper than the store, now you can fucking go buy them from the store at $20 each, or buy them from me? You hearing" And walked away, as he took his 4th step towards the school, they screamed at him, asking him to come back, Wayne made $15 that day.

From then on Wayne made a bit of money, but money wasn't the main thing apparently, it was respect and popularity that Wayne wanted. As he grew up, so did the deal's he did, smokes, electronics, guns, and finally drugs. People called Wayne the fucking G, he was the Drug lord of the whole Northern part of America, reeling in the cash nightly, spending it daily he was the king. But he wanted a change of scenery, got into his car and drove south, south south.. Until he found a small town called Mevelport. As he approached the town he drove to the nearest Hotel, bought an apartment and settled down. As a few days went on he could smell something, very very familiar.. Drugs.. He could smell the making of drugs, that fine smell of bong and the shit Wayne loved.. It led him to an sewer and a little Factory on the outskirts of town. The windows darkened, the only way in was an bolted door on the top, and a little gate like fence on the bottom, Wayne camped out that night looking and saw a few people come in with trucks and leave, and all night that smell of brewing drugs was fabulous. That morning he wrote a note, put it in an paper bag and slipped it through the gate with a big "READ ME" message on it..

Wayne thought, "Gotta start small to end tall.."

Good luck <3

Hehe Wayne Brady.

Nice apply!

Good luck

finally an application worth reading!

I think next reset, bio's will be manditory.

Job Title: LepriCo UC Sweeper [$27]

A very good app, but it's company policy to not give large stocks of drugs to new employees with no background. While you have a great bio, it is assumed that your employers know nothing of it, so your position is relatively low. If you are as good as expected, you will be promoted to a more suitable position within a few days.

Your official title is a sweeper, it gives you a good reason to be standing in public places all day. As a lower position you only have access to the lower-ranged drugs (limited medical supplies + Psilocybin, NMT, Mescaline, and 2c-b) Look at The List and pick three things you'd like to sell. Tell me which three, give me the money (yellow price), and I'll set you up with a stock of each.

As you get promoted and trusted more you'll get the advantage of paying less for the stocks and getting access to more drugs. Also, higher ranks get you keys to any other company-held properties and access to new/experimental item. Just something to work for..

Thanks for employing me and accepting the application.

If it's okay with you, I would like to sell these three drugs;


Mescaline

2c-b

DMT


I'll buy them off you ingame!

Hehe the fucken G Wayne Brady

HAHA true

Fuck man, last time I saw you was on Burbank

Damo wrote:

Fuck man, last time I saw you was on Burbank

Yeah,got him to start playing with me again, this time we not doing taliban